Retfa reve ylippah evil lla lliw yeht dna. Si ti ezis eht niamer llahs nerdlihc niser fo ylimaf reh won rof tub. Rehtona teg lliw ehs yademos dna emoh gnivol a ni si eh esuaceb ti tuoba ko sleef ehs won. Ytliug leef reh edam dah ti esuaceb eromyna tnaw t'ndid ehs dna elihw a rof das yrev reh edam siht. Meht fo eno dlos ehs yad eno neht. Sniser ynam oot dah ohw lrig a saw ereht emit a nopu ecno

Because Benji likes to read them (he thinks they're funny) and I was bored.